Operation Removes Lightbulb from muslim's Anus

This isn't exactly new news, but this is such incompetent behavior that I felt that it had to be included with recent reports of muslim incompetency.

MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammed, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his ass.

Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammed's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else." Mohammad, a grey bearded man in his mid 40's, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact." said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital.

Mohammad, who is service a four year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears that he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in the hospital, they told me this." Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said that he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.